Mustrum
Esk Pteppic Iggy Mustrum Aliss Molly Zool Pepper Shrimp Drumknott Lilith Liessa
Mustrum encapsulates the essence of a cat. There's just something about his gurt lumpness, although he's quite capable of being a baby kitten as well. Huge and spotty and [whisper] not very bright, with eyes that are too pale, and a tail that is too long.
he was a teenager for a long time, going with his baseball cap on backwards and drinking Bacardi Breezers, but now he's pretty much a home boy. He loves to be fussed, and emits an endearing squeak when you stop. He also adores being towelled roughly when he's been out in the rain, and gets completely over-excited, to the point where he bites you. Which is nice.
Mustrum also gurgles, which is - lets face it - pretty strange for a cat. He often shouts "Harro" when he comes in. It turns out he was well named, as he's very fond of big dinners, and lots of them.
he is absolutely the best cat to have around when you can't sleep, as a gurt grey lump is wonderful to cuddle. Of course, he's quite likely to turn round and bite you in the night without any warning. But then, after all, he is a cat ...
Mustrum Ridcully, Archchancellor of Unseen University. He is quite capable of getting drunk and playing darts all night, but then he'll leave at five in the morning to swim, or least clamber, in the frozen Ankh, or do go duck hunting.
He likes beer with his breakfast of kidneys and black pudding, and especially likes those sausages, you know the ones, with a transparent skin through which can be seen the occasional green fleck which you can only hope is sage; he is a shameless autocondimentor, and makes is own version of the infamous wow-wow sauce.